alternate-route:

Men on Grindr just have a way with words

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goth-aunt:

You guys need to stop reeblogging beautiful vintage homes that are in Arkansas or whatever and are like 100K. I don’t care how beautiful and inxepensive they are. I’m not moving to Arkansas. 

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hellokittyismyspiritanimal:

coolscar:

youngvenuz:

coolscar:

why did i just witness my 13y/o brother trying to bottle flip a gallon of milk

how did it go?

he looks like icarus with his melted wings in a pool around him

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torracat:

swordoftheberserkgutsrage:

Oh you just came out as gay? Try comeing out as italian

luigi is the strongest of us all because he had to do both 

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sharonsgf:

theres this chinese girl in my class who isnt very fluent in english and she asked me if i have a boyfriend and i was like “i dont. i dont like. boys” and she nodded very wisely and went “ah. cooties”

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highrami:

low cut pants are so supremely unflattering im so glad i live in a high rise pant dominant fashion moment

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